Want a good reason to wear green on St. Pat’s day? What if I old you there was an old mysterious curse on anyone who dose not wear green today. It’s true. Those who don’t wear green on St. Pat’s day are cursed with the evil curse of the leprechauns. Now don’t get me wrong leprechauns ain’t evil but the ECOTL (evil curse of the leprechaun’s) is (as the name implies) evil on the most extreme level. It can stunt your growth and make your toes turn green and fall off. But the very worst consequent of ECOTL is that anyone who dose not wear green on St. Pat’s day can never see a leprechaun. It’s true some of you may say “well I’ve gone through a St. Pat’s day or 2 without wearing green and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a few leprechauns since then.” Well guess what: you’re wrong. The leprechaun forefathers decided that if you didn’t have the courtesy to wear green on St. Pat’s day then you don’t deserve to see a leprechaun. Thus they placed a curse on all non-green-on-St. Pat’s-day-wearers. So if you ever want to meet me I hope you wore some green today.
Monday, March 17, 2008
The evil curse of the leprechauns
Want a good reason to wear green on St. Pat’s day? What if I old you there was an old mysterious curse on anyone who dose not wear green today. It’s true. Those who don’t wear green on St. Pat’s day are cursed with the evil curse of the leprechauns. Now don’t get me wrong leprechauns ain’t evil but the ECOTL (evil curse of the leprechaun’s) is (as the name implies) evil on the most extreme level. It can stunt your growth and make your toes turn green and fall off. But the very worst consequent of ECOTL is that anyone who dose not wear green on St. Pat’s day can never see a leprechaun. It’s true some of you may say “well I’ve gone through a St. Pat’s day or 2 without wearing green and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a few leprechauns since then.” Well guess what: you’re wrong. The leprechaun forefathers decided that if you didn’t have the courtesy to wear green on St. Pat’s day then you don’t deserve to see a leprechaun. Thus they placed a curse on all non-green-on-St. Pat’s-day-wearers. So if you ever want to meet me I hope you wore some green today.
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I was ABOUT to leave a comment for ALL of your blog posts, but that would've taken forever! So i just read them all and decided to post a comment for the most recent... Just one question though... Why leprechauns? lol
talk to you soon
-Shelby
what do u mean "y leprechauns"!?! leprechauns r amaizing they're the only hope 4 mankind! it's ensaddening how uneducated about leprechauns children these days r. some1 has to reveal the truth about these most fasinaing members of our sosciaty.):
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