Leprechaun identity theft.

Has someone stolen your identity? If so it was probably a leprechaun we’re known to do sneaky things like that and besides without some kind of identity we’d wind up working at 7-11 for .25$ an hour. But it happens that we are found out far more often than you’d think. nearly everyday some drunk leprechaun starts a street fight somewhere and without fail the bloody nosey cops come around and lock them up then said cops look at said leprechauns driving license and say “hey your not Lucy M. Canceil, you’re a leprechaun”. Then they stare at us (very hard so we won’t get away) and say “just tell us were your gold is hidden and you can go free.” And the leprechaun in question almost always responds “up your *******, fool” (you see there still partly intoxicated). Then of cores we disappear (a fun little trick that) and usually take the cop’s doughnuts with us. Lucy gets her identity back and we go steal someone else’s. This has happened to me quite a few times and it’s a hassle to go through for some stale doughnuts.