Down in my luck

Potatoes are well enough at fist except raw then they taste like dirt. But after several months with nothing to eat but bloody potatoes you start to feel sick. Red skinned potatoes are best but you can really tell if there dirty and no one wants to eat something they know is dirty and probably grew in cow crap. Well all I have left in my cellar are a few dirty red potatoes with no way to cook them and I’m too lazy to clean them. I thought a few hours in the pub would make them go away but now all I have is a couple dirty red potatoes and a really bloody bad hangover. What’s worst they won’t let me back in the pub because I owe them a pretty bit of money. If these d**m fuel prices don’t go down I’m goanna have to catch myself a leprechaun.