My thoughts on waterboarding

We leprechauns have an old tradition of using waterboarding as a means of disciplining our young. We’ve found it’s more effective and less traumatizing than simply beating them with a piece of wood. Many other good things have come from the practice of waterbording one of my personal favorites is whiskyboarding. Though many believe this is a waist of good whisky I find it very relaxing. Another useful idea that came from waterboarding are those fountains you see that look like leprechauns with water coming out of there noses’. The idea behind these is to simulate an upside-down leprechaun waterboarding. Most people find it relaxing to watch what appears to be a leprechaun being tortured. As you can see many good things have come from waterboarding in the past and it is a necessary part of any thriving society.